Entries Tagged as ‘Sex and all that’

August 19, 2008

Patient Sexy

I’d an ultrasound scan of my pelvis and abdomen at a Harley Street surgery last Monday. Kinky little procedure it is where the doctor lubes up a cold metal object before sliding it’s warm rays across your lower torso. We did our best to ignore the awkwardness with some gruff man talk about football.
I’ve had [...]

July 23, 2008

Really Good French Teen Swimming Movie

So I watched this French film “Water Lilies” at the BFI last week. I took a girl along. The film is about adolescent sexual discovery and the horny urges of members of a girls’ synchronised swimming team. I took a girl along!?
I was a little nervous before the start of the film. I feared the [...]

July 7, 2008

Aiming High

“Requiem For A Dream”. Now there’s a film to cause havocĀ in your cerebral cortex. Mmm… fucked up stuff for any drug addicts to think about. Anyone else… just make your own choices I guess.
When I was in New York (“Requiem For A Dream” is set in Brooklyn) I was surprised by the culture of taking [...]

July 3, 2008

Euro 08 Climaxes

Spain beat Germany 1-0 in the final of the Euro 08 Championship. Fernando “The Kid” Torres scored the only goal of the game. I backed him to be first goalscorer so some compensation for the money I lost backing France and Russia.
You know the way in recent years television coverage at football matches has sought [...]

June 13, 2008

Plums

I’d two free tickets to last night’s preview screening of the mockumentary, “The Complete History Of My Sexual Failures”. I forgot I had them until a couple of hours beforehand but I gave this girl a shout to see if she’d come along. Unfortunately, she’d to attend some fashion show with her housemate and couldn’t [...]

June 6, 2008

Nothing Like a Quality Jack

Watched Jack Nicholson in “The Shining” last night. Great film. You look at some of the shots Kubrick achieved and realise that, despite the advancements in camera technology, you rarely see shots in today’s movies nearly as impressive. As for randy Jack he was sinister from the start, a bit of a psycho 5 minutes [...]

June 5, 2008

Mindf*cked by a Swedish Au Pair

Swedish girls baffle me anyway. I find they can be at the same time open and distant. But there’s one in particular, in my flat right now as I head to work, who has detrimentally slipped in and out of my life since I met her in a Malmo nightclub three years ago.
She is good-looking [...]