Category Archives: Sex and all that
Patient Sexy
I’d an ultrasound scan of my pelvis and abdomen at a Harley Street surgery last Monday. Kinky little procedure it is where the doctor lubes up a cold metal object before sliding it’s warm rays across your lower torso. We … Continue reading
Filed under London - Outside the pub, Sex and all that
Really Good French Teen Swimming Movie
So I watched this French film “Water Lilies” at the BFI last week. I took a girl along. The film is about adolescent sexual discovery and the horny urges of members of a girls’ synchronised swimming team. I took a … Continue reading
Filed under Film, Sex and all that
Aiming High
“Requiem For A Dream”. Now there’s a film to cause havoc in your cerebral cortex. Mmm… fucked up stuff for any drug addicts to think about. Anyone else… just make your own choices I guess. When I was in New York … Continue reading
Euro 08 Climaxes
Spain beat Germany 1-0 in the final of the Euro 08 Championship. Fernando “The Kid” Torres scored the only goal of the game. I backed him to be first goalscorer so some compensation for the money I lost backing France … Continue reading
Filed under Football, Sex and all that
Plums
I’d two free tickets to last night’s preview screening of the mockumentary, “The Complete History Of My Sexual Failures”. I forgot I had them until a couple of hours beforehand but I gave this girl a shout to see if … Continue reading
Filed under Film, Sex and all that
Nothing Like a Quality Jack
Watched Jack Nicholson in “The Shining” last night. Great film. You look at some of the shots Kubrick achieved and realise that, despite the advancements in camera technology, you rarely see shots in today’s movies nearly as impressive. As for … Continue reading
Filed under Film, Sex and all that
Mindf*cked by a Swedish Au Pair
Swedish girls baffle me anyway. I find they can be at the same time open and distant. But there’s one in particular, in my flat right now as I head to work, who has detrimentally slipped in and out of … Continue reading
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