Category Archives: Football

The Joy of Football

In football, the Premier League Season is well under way. To date, my team, Manchester United, have played 5 matches and returned 8 points. A poor return for United and only good enough for 11th position in the league. It’s … Continue reading

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Ronaldo – What’s the Story?

Cristiano Ronaldo has today agreed with Sepp Blatter (crazy nutter) that he is being treated like a slave by his club, Manchester United. It’s the latest hugely disappointing development in Real Madrid’s shameless attempt to sign Ronaldo this summer. This … Continue reading

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Euro 08 Climaxes

Spain beat Germany 1-0 in the final of the Euro 08 Championship. Fernando “The Kid” Torres scored the only goal of the game. I backed him to be first goalscorer so some compensation for the money I lost backing France … Continue reading

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Following Your Country’s Football Team

Watched Sweden’s first game of Euro 2008 last night with a friend. Said friend is a Swedish girl, a good-looking Swedish girl who used to baffle me as much as the mindf*cker of June 5. Anyway, we were at university … Continue reading

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Jingo-free Football

The Euro ’08 football championships kicked off on Saturday without the involvement of Ireland or England (or Northern Ireland, Scotland, or even Wales). As an Irishman, can I say that it’s a lot less stressful without us or the English … Continue reading

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