Entries from August 2008

August 27, 2008

Jamaican Me Crazy

I’ve made no mention of the 2008 Olympics which drew to a close last Sunday in Beijing. It’s some sort of sad indictment of the pace of my life right now that an Olympics can come and go without a buzz.
Jesus, it seems like only yesterday I was 7 years old watching the 1988 Seoul [...]

August 26, 2008

Stagger / Flow 21

Stagger is the girl I hesitantly took to watch teen coming of age movie “Water Lilies” (Really Good French Teen Swimming Movie) is actually a lesbian. Irony, go figure. / Flow is the Irish boxers.

August 19, 2008

Patient Sexy

I’d an ultrasound scan of my pelvis and abdomen at a Harley Street surgery last Monday. Kinky little procedure it is where the doctor lubes up a cold metal object before sliding it’s warm rays across your lower torso. We did our best to ignore the awkwardness with some gruff man talk about football.
I’ve had [...]

August 18, 2008

Stagger / Flow 20

Stagger is having the blood suckedĀ from my body for testing. / Flow is “There is nothing wrong with your organs.” The words you want to hear following an ultrasound scan of the pelvis and abdomen.

August 12, 2008

Eurodancing

Get this, a Russian, a Romanian and a Moldovan walk into a bar. The bar is Catch on Kingsland Road and they’re joining me for a drink, thank you very much.
A couple of drinks promptĀ the desire to dance amongst my Eastern bloc friends. Happy days. But they suggest some underground club that’s open til 5. [...]

August 5, 2008

Stagger / Flow 19

Stagger is see you later trusty old Nokia. / Flow is hello Sony Cybershot and your film and picture capturing skills.

August 3, 2008

Too Dark But Not Dark Enough

“The Dark Knight” disappointed. Heath Ledger was good, Christian Bale was given nothing to do, the central idea that Batman couldn’t be Gotham’s hero because he is a vigilante was weak, the action was predictable standard blockbuster fare.
Only when Ledger’s Joker was on screen did the pulse quicken. He provided unpredictability, excitement, tension – exactly [...]

August 3, 2008

Stagger / Flow 18

Stagger is loose ends. Vague. / Flow is tying up a few loose ends next week may result in big changes. More vague. Shall clarify.